Does it really have to be this hard?

I have some time off right now so to be productive while looking for a new job, I thought I’d take a course – good idea until I tried to register for one online.  You have to give a masonic hand shake, do it on the right phase of the moon and pray to be able to sign up for a couse. 

First tried a regulatory affairs couse and I think that’s an issue of an id problem but then I tried to sign up for a course in the Master’s program at U. of Phoenix – OMG!!  They’ve been bombarding me with info about their program for month – now you have to have a Ph.D to figure out how to sign up!!!  Unbelievable!!  Just another whine…